Saturday, February 11, 2012

What's Up?

Lately, there's been a lot of "down" time for B and I. You can really learn a lot about a person when you pay attention to what they spend their time doing when doing nothing. I have made a list for Brandon and a list for me. It's possible these lists will clarify why B is amazing and kinda smart...and, well, why I am the way I am.

Megan:
-Wake up. Lay on the couch.
-Play solitaire on the Ipad.
-Eat Capn' Crunch "Oops, All Berries!" for breakfast.
-Throw up said breakfast.
-Take 2 minute shower.
-Lay back in bed.
-Play some more solitaire on Ipad.
-Sleep for 2 hours.
-Eat chips and salsa. Eat grilled cheese.
-Lay back in bed.
-Play some more solitaire on Ipad.
-Play tick tack toe with myself on Ipad.
-Ipad dies.
-Write this list.
-All the while, still only dressed in my garments (underwear).

Brandon:
-Wake up. Get dressed.
-Get breakfast ready for both of us.
-Eat Frosted Mini Wheats for breakfast- not name brand. Bargain all the way baby!
-Try to find new episode of Phineas and Ferb. Unsuccessful.
-Watch KUED/PBS home remodeling show.
-Wife tells him she would rather watch anything else...so he turns on Firefly.
-Wife gets up to throw up- he wishes her well and expresses his love.
-Laughs after wife informs him her puking was so "intense"...there might have been need to take a shower.
-Makes grilled cheese for both of us for lunch.
-Deposits checks online.
-Watches these little "treasures" on YouTube (I know what you're thinking...Whoa. My thoughts were more like "Um...how did someone like you ever find yourself attracted to me...such a less-evolved, simpler species. )


-Currently reading computer coding blogs while singing along to the opening credits of Star Trek: Voyager. Also checking up on Google Plus.
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So, there you go. No wonder my dad told me shortly before I got married "Megs, you're just helping the gene pool. We need this, so don't blow it."  Somehow, B and I work. He may have to explain a lot of things to me...but I think that's why the Lord gave him an incredible amount of patience.

P.S. Brandon has informed me the WAU number (first youtube video) is...not real. Just had to make sure you knew that...because I totally did.